It has been five years since my last post and what can I say. A lot has changed, I’m married, own a home and have a 9 month old daughter. It’s crazy sometimes looking back on my past I never would have imagined my life as it is right now. I never wanted to get married or have kids but here I’am living it. LOL When I was younger I never knew how my life would turn out or what I have visioned for myself I was just living day by day. I knew I wanted to a writer a story teller. I set back with my friends and we all have crazy ass stories and it’s always me that’s evolved in them. I will make a vow starting now to start putting down some of these crazy ass tales that I have I mean its been five years I do have a few. Make I can make a little bit of money off this mess.
I start off by telling the tale of how I met my soul mate.......
It was around mid April in the year 2012. I was working as a Assistant Manager then at a plus size store called the Avenue. It was a Friday and I really wanted to go home and get off my feet and just chill. My cousin(like a brother) Tray text me to see what I was doing which was nothing as usual. He proceeded to tell me he and his friend Dre were going out for food and drinks and wanted me to tag along. At first I didn’t want to go because I would want to change my clothes freshen up or something but I said what the hell lets go tired and all smelling like all day. So when I closed the store I met up with them at a Happy Hour spot called Quaker Steak and Lube. So there I just wanted a drink and wasn’t really hungry. At table Tray ordered and app and so did he’s friend. Little known to me that Dre;s girlfriend was actually a waitress at the restaurant . So of course since we all chillin I assume we could get a hookup since ya know were all together. So ya know I did order like two drinks and trying some of my Cuzzo’s wings no big deal. So old boys girl seem nice and chill at first so I was cool with her ya know. BAM the check comes I;m the only one that has to pretty much pay for my two drinks and they ate and drank Ed for pretty much free not hardly owing anything. So I;m a TIGHT. Especially almost having a whole plate of Nachos damn near spill on me.But was chill I just paid my bill and left it at that. NO TIP. So we leave to bo to a bar down the street she text my cousin talking about WHY ya cousin didn’t tip me. I told him cause I just ordered drinks plus she gave y’all a huge discount and me none. I was blown that she even text him that but WHATEVER. I arrived to the bar a little tipsy and ready for some Huckkah and more drinks. While they were deciding what flavor to get I went to the bar of course to drank some more. Finally the huckka came we smoked I drank Ed felling real NICE. I wanted to Dance so I told them fellas bye and headed to the Dance floor to request my song. Just then I saw this dude wearing all blue looking like a Crip trying to dance with me so I started to Dance with him. We danced to about two songs then my feet started to hurt Long Day at work plus cheap shoes added toewards that. So as the song went off I he asked if I wanted a drink which if you knew where we live that doesn’t happen often. So I said I drink what he was drinking. Hennessy and Coke of course LOL. I looked him up and down a little bit better in a more lit area. He was cute well dressed and had rhythm. So as I was talking to him here come my damn stalker Hey girl what you doing here . I;m like DAMN I can’t go nowhere in this damn town without this dude popping up damn. You give a dude a few rides to work and one date he feels entitled to know your where about. Hi said Hi and turned away he’s all like damn that’s rude. I said hi you blocking for real...in my head. He goes to tell me he was going to have a hotel party after and I;m like yeah ok I say anything so you can go away. So I asked cutie in all blue his name he tells me Cliff but his friends call him CC. I;m like on where you from he tells me Falls Church VA like I know where that is. So I said ok then he tells me he;s living in Stafford right now. So Ok I know where that is like 45 minutes away from me LOL. So we have a steady conversation and he tells me he like to rap. So I’m feel like asking him to freestyle for me right then and there. I think he;s about to bluff or blow smacked but he starts free styling right there at the BAR. He’s actually goor real good. So I;m impresss. He asked for another dance and I tell him my feet hurt cause they really do. LOL I then went to go sis wit my cuzzo. He said who dem dudes you talking to I ignore him. I then said I like the one and blue but I’m not going to get his number. He laughs at me and keeps drinking. I set and watch him casually look up at me and then I forget he probably think I;m with one of these dudes. Damn. So I know he aint going to ask and I;m definitely not going to ask. I’m sitting and smoking and then the lights come on for last call. Which is one of my favorite parts about going out seeing all the dudes try to rangel up women for the bar really let’s out. So I;m doin my people watching and seeding going to give up the digits and who going to get played. I walk towards the bathroom. And ol boy was there LOL. He asked me phone number and I gave it. STALKER dude comes by and ask if I;m going to come to his party and I said yea maybe just to get him to leave again. OMG. So as we left Cuzz0 said I saw you give ol boy ya number. I laughed was like yup. LOL So that the story. I did go to the HOTEL party and it as just a room full of rejects from the bar . I felt uncomfortable as hell. I mean it was just a couple of random chicks hanging in the bathroom looking at the mirror and some dudes sitting on the beds drinking beers. Yea so like yea it felt like the cops was going to raid this joint any minute and the girls look pretty young. So yea I fled the scene of that almost terrible situation.
